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when i’m married my partner and i will have: morning sex afternoon sex dinner sex after meal sex i made pancakes sex good morning sex the kids are at school sex shower sex bored sex make up sex break up sex monday sex tuesday sex wednesday sex thursday sex friday sex saturday sex sunday sex there is nothing on tv sex i love you sex
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Put a Symbol in my ask
‽ - I’m too shy to talk to you ✩ - You inspire me ☼ - You make me smile ☏ - I wish we’d talk more ✌- I want to get to know you ☺ - I want to be your friend ＃- I want to thank you ✓ - I like you ♣ - I want to cuddle you ❀ - I think I’m falling for you ＊ - I want to kiss you ♥ - I’m in love with you 愛 - I love you ∞ - I want to date you © - Will you be mine? (´･ω･`)- I’ll pay you...
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a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:            
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Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my  cellular number snapchat twitter facebook skype email facetime first born you know, anything you want
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internetexplorers: we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
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shalrath: please kiss me and call me cute names
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jaclcfrost: if i call you friend we are friend if you call me friend we are friend if you want to be my friend we are friend friend we are friend
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assbutt-of-asgard: imagine if you could telepathically make people orgasm you could make their lives really awkward
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the only aisle i’ll be walking down is the alcohol section of my local grocery store
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redscalpels replied to your post: redscalpels replied to your post: to try and… dude go get some vodka. or whatever you have in your house and chug chug chug chug i think we have some tequila this could turn out a disaster 
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redscalpels replied to your post: to try and sleep or watch some star trek i want… star trek + vodka. that’s what i’m gonna do great minds think alike except i have no vodka
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to try and sleep or watch some star trek i want vodka now
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Anonymous asked: what i meant to ask was would you skype with me? if i came off anon?
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Anonymous asked: Yeah same. BUT I'm just saying I would. :)
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Send me 'Have You Evers' and I will reply with Yes...
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Anonymous asked: I would date you but we live in two states and I'm incapable of being in a committed relationship once it's labeled "relationship"
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Anonymous asked: do you skype?
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shutupaubrey: shutupaubrey: have you ever been kissed so passionately that you felt like you were in a daze and you couldn’t even move and you got all woozy
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slenclerman: reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a man (yet) -i once got 95% on guitar hero -you can play with my hair -im cheaper than a puppy
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girl2k13: isn’t it odd how people kill flys just because they’re annoying. if people killed people for being annoying i would’ve died like 18 years ago
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