hitlersbreastmilk:

do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

you wanna take this outside??? you wanna take this to the park? you wanna look at the stars with me? you wanna go out for a romantic dinner afterwards?? 

bluestiel:

sext: I tried to take my shirt off but it got stuck over my head and now I’m crying

yogvrt:

do you ever pee and then you still have to pee after you pee but you cant pee because you just peed 

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

she wears short skirts i wear the same pair of jeans every day